(I just noted the soundtrack - how appropriate) Robyn sent a link to this today, and boy did it give me the giggles - just what I needed while marking! (And about to start the grind of exam marking tomorrow!)
Tricksy studentses. Hates them, precious, yesss, we hates them. Studentses, grubbing for gradeses, grubbing and ssscraping and ssneaking, and their heads sso empty-- ssssso empty, gollum, gollum. No brains. No scrumptiously crunchable brainses, no precious, jusst air and dussst. Dussst!
Hates them. Ssstupid sstudentses, don't even read the textbook, no preciouss. They writes, and writes, and sscrawls and scribbles-- our eyes, precious, we must ruin our poor eyeses on their scratchings-- but they don't think, do they, precious? They never thinksss. Gollum. No, no thinking for them, sstupid studentses. Too good for thinking, gollum But we'll show them, preciouss, yess.
Fail them. Fail them, precious. We can bleed bright red ink all over their nassssty homeworks, yesss, precious. We can fail the studentses. Make them cry. Make them weep and wail and sssob. Yesss.
Ssstudentss. Filthy, sstinking, ssstupid studentsss. We hatess them, we hates them forever!
Yess, precious. Gollum, gollum.
The original Post has received so many comments from stressed teachers, it is very reassuring that there are so many of us out there!